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Anwar Jahan Zuberi:Who?

2010-04-15T22:46:00.000-07:00

Anwar Jahan Zuberi, the vice-chancellor of the University of Calicut is an obscure academic, if at all. Nobody seems to know what academic credentials fetched her the vice-chancellorship. I have always wondered why Prof. Zuberi was chosen to the post of vice-chancellor of the University of Calicut. Now, after a few years of her vice-chancellorship it is more than clear to any unbiased observer. Media have said enough on that.

Generally speaking, a meek vice-chancellor subservient to his/her political masters and willing to connive at any sort of machination is the ideal choice for the apparatchiks who have taken it upon themselves to control the academia.
Some curious facts gleaned from Internet are worth mentioning here. After all, she has been at the helm of this institution which enjoys some prestige at national level.

Firstly, what is known about her academic career is that she was a professor in the DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION at Aligarh University. The Aligarh University page which still sports her name tells us that she is an MA.

Prof. Anwar Jahan Zuberi
Phone (Office)	:	0571-***********
Phone (Residence)	:	0571-*********
Email	:	mailto:Anwarzuberi@hotmail.com
Fax	:	0571-********
Area of specialisation	:	Psychology of Education English
Highest Degree obtained	:	M.A. & M.Ed.

Her "Area of specialisation" is an obscure "Psychology of Education English". That's indeed funny for a university professor. If the faculty page of the university page existing since 2001 states that her area of specialisation is "Psychology of Education English" it states something about the person who specialises thus. It looks like that the professor is either incompetent in determining her own area of specialisation or incapable of understanding the ridiculousness of the gibberish presented as her area of specialisation. Another source also bears this out. See the mention of her area on the UGC website.

Anwar Jahan Zuberi

Sex: M
Specialisation: Educational Psychology Teaching of English
Date of Birth:
Subject: Psychology/Applied Psychology
University: Aligarh Muslim University Aligarh

"Specialisation: Educational Psychology Teaching of English" is not any less ridiculous than the "Psychology of Education English". It couldn't be an accident that both websites cite her specialisation in equally absurd terms. As for the gender, it is evidently a mistake which has remained there for several years.

As seen on the Aligarh faculty page her distinction seems to be that she doesn't have a PhD wheras all the other members excepting another guy do have PhD. Not that PhD is a big deal but looking for the reason that swayed the decision to choose her, one cannot disregard such facts. Distinctions are distinctions, dubious or not.

Secondly, she has co-edited a book which looks like her sole footing in the academic publishing.

Muslim women: problems and prospects, By Zakia A. Siddiqi, Anwar Jahan Zuberi, Aligarh Muslim University, India. University Grants Commission, Papers presented at a National Seminar on "Muslim Women: Problems and Prospects", 1990, held at A.M.U. Women's College, Aligarh and organized by Aligarh Muslim University and University Grants Commission.

That's not much of a footing. Editing a collection of papers presented in a seminar is not an academic feat and it is not even worth counting when the party has no evident role in the venture. And Prof. Zuberi doesn't seem to have contributed a singe line to this book as even the preface is written solely by the other lady which looks very strange and almost like a snub on her fellow editor.

Thirdly, she is on the governing body of a private institution affiliated to the University of Calicut. See.
This is highly inappropriate as it can give rise to conflict of interests. To all academic sensibilities, the governing body membership of a private diploma seller couldn't be an honour for the vice-chancellor of a university. I don't know what the lady thinks about that.

A web search on Prof. Zuberi unearthed this page where a PhD scholar apparently nettled by the raw deal he/she receieved from a colleague of Prof. Zuberi chose to lambast at these people online. Prof. Zuberi is spoken about in his/her complaint not in very gratifying terms.

Let me round this off with a personal, lighter side of her vice-chancellorship. A netlog account is there for everyone to see in her name where a very poetic and romantic syndicate member called C P Aboobacker accosts her with polite nonsense. I had to mention this poet cum apparatchik for his poetic exploits that jarred on my sensibilities earlier. Here also, there is no let-up in his grandiosity.

I am writer. I want to get knowm as such. I write a lot. Most are poems. I write news and report, too.

Although the vice-chancellor hasn't an email ID (the university website doesn't give one and the one seen on the Aligarh page is long dead) she seems to have created a Netlog account.

Post Script
Dr. M. G. S. Narayanan a noted historian and a former professor at the University of Calicut was reported in Mathrubhumi on April 8 2010 to have said that the vice-chancellor of the University of Calicut was no more qualified than a school teacher. You can see the screenshot of Mathrubhumi report below. I wonder if the stupid guys who filed a cyber crime complaint against me for this blog post would do the same against Dr. M G S and Mathrubhumi.

Calicut University and Cyber Crime

2010-03-25T10:24:00.000-07:00

Blather Land

2010-02-26T01:54:00.000-08:00

(Aka Pwnd in Poetry)

Inspired by muse and of course poesy

When my cohorts scratch my back
we start fun and speak goddamn bullshit
I get turned on
As I inspect whether the cuckoo pwned me and horned me

When my spouse kicks my ass
To make me squeal about my flings
I feel a stinging pain in my behind and try hold my tongue
And roll on the floor in a freeballing twirl
And feel world's heat in my posteriors

The saucy tart slaps me tight
My follies did include the worst prank
Those who lost their nuts
got undressed and wore their horns proper
Getting ready for the first flash of mooning

The bastards who ask for their MILk land
Would be taken to our poet's den
And served parippuvada†
And called "darlings"
Then they would be patted on the breasts.
Without fear and trembling
They would turn red, falling for the mom.

In the end we would all wear horns
Cuckolds and cockroaches eat stale meat

A wannabee പു ക സ poem

_________________

†parippuvada പരിപ്പുവട is a spicy comfort food item
V K N, an arch-knave of Malayalam bawdy literature vaguely hints that this comfort food could turn very uncomfortable in certain situations. The following couplet in one of his notorious novelettes called Hajiar, is a sublimation of parippuvada.
ചെക്കനിക്കു പരിപ്പുവട കൊടുക്കല്ലേ മക്കാനിക്കാ
ചെക്കനിക്കു ലഡ്ഡുകൊടുക്കിന്‍
***

Later I chanced upon the poet's own translation of the poem called Motherland on the poet's website. I would call this a മുട്ടായിവെടിക്കവിത (sugar-candy-gunfire poem). The mix of sickeningly sugary sentiments and horror and gore is typical of a pathetic sensibility made to order according to party dictates. The poet is a pathetic addition to the flock of revolutionary (à la CPI(M)) poets.

"Living as of Sindhu Joy"

2010-01-26T10:31:00.000-08:00

Did you know that "Sindhu Joy’s updates" had graduated into being “Dr.Sindhu joy's updates”? Our media took their daily dose of perversion on that, too. I pity this girl, verily.

This is not a caricature of her, nor is it a character sketch. The voyeuristic Media is so fond of her and always on the prowl for every move she makes. The latest in the series is her doctoral thesis.

Her new-fangled doctorship hasn't done anything to her joyous naivete (innocence) that expresses itself as "An alter in the living as of Sindhu Joy towards Dr Sindhu Joy" or when she speaks of her new born niece as My new-fangled niece Elaina.

Reading her posts I feel that she might not be illiterate in the simple way as one might be tempted to believe. Maybe, her notion of language is different? When I saw "An alter in the living as of Sindhu Joy towards Dr Sindhu Joy the first thought I had was that she was talking about some sort of sacrifice on some sort of altar [the commie idea of the exalted self] in a new-fangled theoretical tongue she acquired in the process of her "graduation into Dr Sindhu Joy".

A Mathrhubhumi report the other day said that her thesis was returned by an expert for corrections which was then sent to another expert who evaluated it and recommended for her doctroship. The second expert probably was able to tune himself/herself with the extra-ordinary psycholinguistics of Ms Joy.

I wish she never parted with her merry naivete that makes for her "life as of Sindhu Joy" (henceforth Dr. Sindhu Joy) and that renders each phrasing she turns out a gem. If she had won the election, she would have made a brilliant parliamentary career with her wonderful phrase making skills. The loss is ours. I wish she met with more Joy in her life through the fulfillment of her innocent simple wishes like:

"most of my friends and family members are saying that my new born niece ELAINA will pursue my pathway and she will come up to politics"

Let her niece pursue Ms Joy's pathway and bring never-ending Joy to her life.

However, I cannot but express my disappointment at her disabling comments on her blog which is not in keeping with the spirit of the recent DYFI resolution on cyberspace interventions. I urge her to undo this mistake at the earliest. She would also greatly further her cause, if she she published at least parts of her doctoral thesis on her blog.

Mao Mao

2009-12-06T06:38:00.000-08:00

Vietnam burns
and me I spurn Mao Mao

Johnson giggles
and me I wiggle Mao Mao

Napalm runs
and me I gun Mao Mao

Cities die
and me I cry Mao Mao

Whores cry
and me I sigh Mao Mao

The rice is mad and me a cad

It's the Little Red Book
That makes it all move

lmperialism lays down the law
Revolution is not a party

The A-bomb is a paper tiger
The masses are the real heroes

The Yanks kill
and me I read Mao Mao

The jester is king
and me I sing Mao Mao

The bombs go off
and me I scoff Mao Mao

Girls run
and me I follow Mao Mao

The Russians eat
and me I dance Mao Mao

I denounce and I renounce Mao Mao

It's the Little Red Book
That makes it all move.

Thanalonline for Illiterate Poetry

2009-09-10T11:58:00.000-07:00

Not for War, Not for terror,Not for God and Not for Ghost

is the motto thanalonline.com, a so-called literary website run by C. P. Aboobacker, a voluminous writer of sorts, a retired Professor and a member of the syndicate of the University of Calicut. The appalling banality of the motto is nothing compared with the funny poems and prose churned out primarily by the owner cum editor and by a handful of cohorts. In an earlier post I mentioned how the owner's poetic imagination ran riot while his vocabulary failed to catch up resulting in funny nonsense posing as verse.
Well, here's an example of their poetic gaffe.

The poem is titled "Tremour". You can see that on the home page, in the poem's title and in the body.

Here's the link to the page where the poem is seen now but that could be changed and that's the reason why I gave or linked screenshots.
What does that word mean? Unfortunately for our poet and the editor owner of the website, English language doesn't seem to have a word like that. Apparently the guys thought the word 'tremor' should be written correctly in chaste Queen's English rather than in the newfangled US English spelling. Don't think this is a typo. This guy called Dr. Ram Sharma who has a hilariously funny profile here has worked hard to post these wretched lines at several places on the web and all of them have the same spelling as 'tremour'. This poet uses the same spelling in another of his poems too. You can see that here. in a puerile piece called PRECIOUS LOVE.

I HAVE BEEN THROUGHOUT FIRST DIVISIONER STUDENT FROM CLASS FIRST TO M.Phil
CLEARED U.G.C-N.E.T IN ENGLISH IN JUNE 1999
Ph.D ON POSTMODERNIST TRENDS IN INDIAN NOVELS IN ENGLISH: A STUDY OF ANITA DESAI, ARUN JOSHI, AMITAV GHOSH AND VIKRAM SETH
MY ARTICLES AND POEMS HAVE BEEN PUBLISHED IN ALL THE LITERARY JOURNALS OF INDIA AND ABROAD

That's from his profile linked above. I shouldn't bother about this FIRST DIVISIONER THROUGHOUT who has published in ALL the literary journals OF India.
The poem has been on the site for several months now. The editor of the website also seems to share the poet's notion of correct spelling.
To think that a PhD guy and a Professors can be so atrociously ignorant!
There is more to it than that. This Professor Editor who thinks that these wretched lines deserve to be published under the name of poem is a member of a three-member inquiry committee constituted by the syndicate of the University of Calicut (he is a syndic as well) to review the appointment of a number of Readers and lecturers at the university. The committee duly reviewed and recommended sacking of many academics including some talented young scientists. This scandalous affair has cast discredit upon the university and everyday scathingly critical reports appear in the press. The imbecile report of the inquiry committee and the consequent acts against the academics would be the subject for another post.

Gimme M0AR

My soul claims her wholesome is another poem that exhibits the editor poet's unbridled poetic license.
He talks of guys like heavens, angels, g0ds claiming 'her' parts.

Heavens have claimed her songs
Angels her smiles
God her soul

But our owner-editor-poet always wants moar. He wants her, er wholesome.

And my soul claims her wholesome

Poor man, he doesn't know that he won't get moar that way. Actually he wanted her whole and thought an added syllable would render m0ar weight to his m0aning. Will he get M0Ar?
N0t even by that damned giant!

Know Your English, Upendran!

2009-09-03T00:40:00.000-07:00

The English language column called Know Your English in the Hindu must be enjoying popularity as it has been appearing for many years now. I don't know what sort of people find it interesting. I have always thought it sort of silly. The column has survived various changes the Hindu underwent. So, the owners of the newspaper must be thinking that it is worthwhile to have it.

A few months back I was peeved by the lack of response from the Readers' Editor of the Hindu after I pointed out several errors in a single instalment of this column. It seemed strange as they were usually courteous enough to reply. I alerted the columnist himself but one can hardly expect a reply from somebody who can't put together a couple of sentences in decent English cogently. Irked by this lack of response I raked through many episodes archived online to see what this columnist has actually been up to.

As I scanned through the online archive of many weeks the impression I had was that this supposed language expert who has been penning an English language column for many years is not very good at his basics and the column has a pervasive inanity as I will show through examples shortly. After finding many examples for his lack of facility with language I put together a write-up for a blog post which remained unfinished for some time. Later I cooled off on the matter. That was a few months back. Today, I happened to look at his column again and found his charlatanism insufferable. At once I emailed the readers' editor about a few howlers in this week's instalment, which I will cite at the end of this write-up. Once again I felt that his dumb column should be exposed on record and accordingly decided to publish the earlier write-up with some additions.

I will start with an example typical of his platitudinous inanity:

Americans refer to what we in India call `full stop' as `period'. When you say, `I don't want to meet her, period', it means it is the end of the sentence. You have completed saying what you wanted to say, and do not wish to discuss the matter any further.

Seen here

It means it is the end of the sentence! Oh really? There is no beating of that idea in inanity. He is never tired of trite expressions. One will be surprised to see a Google search on the Hindu website turning up dozens of instances of his funny way of using his pet interjection, “Sounds good”, week after week.

Most of the time he answers silly questions supposedly put by some readers who can’t get hold of a dictionary. The questions asked are rarely about grammar or any interesting aspect of the language. There is practically nothing about Indian English which should have been cardinal to the column as it is appearing in an Indian national daily. People ask for meaning or pronunciation of a few expressions each week and the columnist refers to some dictionary or website and tries to answer them. Funny people! And as none of the definitions or examples are his own there is very little chance that he makes big mistakes. Still some of his paraphrases and rehashes really show him up for what he is. You don’t even need a hack writer to do the job this columnist does. Any copy editor might do it and may do it better than Upendran. Just do some web searches or refer to some dictionaries and copy some parts and reword some other parts. Substitute Indian names for foreign names. Done! Still, our columnist often makes extremely poor job of this thing out of utter lack of judgment, inability to comprehend the sources etc.

What is the meaning of ‘handsome is as handsome does’?
According to some scholars, the expression was first recorded by the English poet, Geoffrey Chaucer. In the movie ‘Forrest Gump’, the main character comes up with his own version of the proverb: ‘stupid is as stupid does.’

More than a failure to understand this is actually a case of misinterpretation of sources. Apparently the columnist made use of an online source almost to the point of plagiarism. However, in the process he failed to read carefully. The person who made this posting on that discussion forum says thus:

HANDSOME (PRETTY) IS AS HANDSOME (PRETTY) DOES - Good deeds are more important than good looks. The proverb was first recorded by Chaucer in 'The Wife of Bath's Tale' (c. 1387)

Note that he is not speaking of a definite expression but an idea (which he calls the proverb). The Wife of Bath's Tale in Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales actually has it thus:

That he is gentil that dooth gentil dedis

The text is available online here
A far cry from handsome is as handsome does. What a boo-boo our language columnist is capable of!

What is the meaning and origin of `baker's dozen'?
Number 13 is believed to be an unlucky number by a lot of people. Many hotels, in fact, do not have a room which is numbered 13. In some high rise buildings, you may find the 13th floor missing! When you say that you want a baker's dozen of something, it means you want 13 pieces of it. Baker's dozen means 13.

This is banality par excellence. It is doubly ludicrous as it has nothing to do with the phrase.

In 1266, a law was passed in Parliament which specified exactly how much each loaf of bread must weigh.

Very sharp indeed with the history and dating. But unluckily for our columnist there was no parliament at the time and it is just the platitudinous imagination of the columnist which makes it a parliamentary act. The origin of the phrase has nothing to do with the superstition, still a whole paragraph is spent on it and a reader would carry the impression that baker’s dozen having 13 has something to do with this superstition.

What is the difference between `condole' and `condolence'?

Although the columnist pretends to offer an authoritative answer he just misses the most basic point that the verb is rare and the noun condolences in plural is a common expression. Instead of drawing this basic distinction he ends up making a puerile remark.

Unlike the word `condolence', the word `condole' is not found in all dictionaries.

What is the origin of `quiz'?
According to one theory, this word was coined and popularised overnight. The story goes that a theatre manager in Dublin by the name of James Daly took a bet with his friend that he could coin a new word and have everyone in the city using it or talking about it within twenty-four hours. Daly hired street children, gave them a stick of chalk each, and told them to write the word `quiz' (which didn't exist then) on any surface they could find. The children spent the night writing the word on walls and on roads. When the people of Dublin woke up the next morning, they found the word written everywhere. People began to talk about it and they all wanted to know what it meant. Of course, not everyone believes this to be the true origin of the word.

The problem with this “theory” is that it is pure falsity and dishing it out without proper background information is unpardonably silly. The Wikipedia article on quiz after giving relevant information regarding the etymology of the expression mentions the story behind Upendran’s “theory”.

“There is a well-known myth about the word "quiz"…”

See Quiz#Etymology

Upendran's lack of imagination and comprehension becomes most apparent when he talks about idioms. Here's an example.

What is the meaning of ‘add insult to injury’?
There are times when things don’t go according to the way we had planned. We feel bad about it, and in order to snap out of the terrible mood we are in, we pay a visit to our friends hoping that they will cheer us up. Sometimes, instead of helping us overcome our depression, they succeed in getting us even more upset. The idiom ‘add insult to injury’ means to make a situation that is already bad, worse.
First of all, he was driving on the wrong side of the road, and then to add insult to injury, he proceeded to abuse me for driving slowly!

Upendran's explanation of the idiom itself is clumsy. Upsetting somebody who is already suffering from low spirits doesn't necessarily require insult. Above all, the example he gives is not only way out of the scope of the idiom but also lacking commonsense. In what situation are 'I' and 'he' connected is hardly evident. 'He' could be a friend who has been at the wheel until 'I' took over. 'He' could be another driver with whom 'I' am having an altercation over careless driving. It could be something else altogether. In any case, the injury 'I' suffered where 'he' could lay on insult is not evident to the eyes. An example should clarify the idea beyond what is explained. Despite the sickening verbosity, this column pathetically fails to clarify simple, rudimentary things.

These examples suffice to show that the column shows signs of incompetence and sometimes even lack of commonsense. It is very much like the outpouring of one of those ambitious hacks who exult in verbosity and can hardly put together a couple of sentences coherently. The Hindu has a good readership among these leisurely pundits as is evident from the large number of thoughtless, vapid letters to the editor they publish. One fourth or more of Upendra's column is dedicated to laboriously explaining the pronunciation of words, sometimes supposedly asked, sometimes unasked. Apparently, those who ask can't even consult a dictionary or reference or do a web search. The question he attempts to answers can easily find answers by a Google search. It is ridiculous that the bosses at the Hindu do not understand how immensely anachronistic this column is. Here are some additional examples seen in this week's episode.

What is the meaning of ‘He works like a Trojan’?
The expression is considered rather old fashioned, and is seldom heard nowadays. The Trojans were people who lived in the beautiful city of Troy. They were believed to be very courageous, and when the Greeks invaded their city, they defended it in a determined manner. The expression ‘to work like a Trojan’ means, ‘to work hard’.

Upendran has applied his bit of originality by calling Troy a beautiful city. There is hardly a logical connection between determined resistance and hard work but our columnist is impervious to such earthy considerations. The funny thing is the use of the verb invade. The city was not invaded but besieged. That the city couldn't be invaded was the reason for the famous ruse of the Trojan Horse.

The idiom [‘even Homer sometimes nods'] is actually a translation of a line from the Roman poet Horace, who in his ‘De Ars Poetica’, wrote: “I think it is a shame when the worthy Homer nods: but in so long a work it is allowable if drowsiness comes on.”

Horace's Ars Poetica is a famous work. However with a gratuitous preposition 'De' it looks very strange and probably absurd as well.

Throwing up on the stage was the kiss of death for Rahul’s acting caree

I feel like throwing up reading the above example Upendran so facilely provides. Apparently he got the idea from Wiktionary which says:

Kiss of death
(informal) Something that may seem good and favourable but that actually brings ruin to hopes, plans, etc.
The role in the soap opera was the kiss of death for Ann's career as a theatrical actress.

He rehashed adding his usual bit of originality (a little morbid in this case) but forgot that throwing up on the stage cannot seem good and favourable.

In Old English, both ‘thick’ and ‘fast’ meant ‘close together’.

You don't have to go to Old English to have that meaning for thick and fast. Those words still have that meaning very much. Upendran's venturing into Old English is plainly due to his absolute ignorance of the etymology of these two words. For once you start with the etymology of them there is no stopping with Old English as they have etymology going much farther back in the evolution of language.

thick: Old English þicce = Old Frisian thikke, Old Saxon þikki, Old High German dicki, dichi (Dutch dik, German dick), Old Norse þykkr, from Germanic, of unkn. origin.
fast: Old English fæst = Old Frisian fest, Old Saxon fast (Dutch vast), Old High German festi (German fest), Old Norse fastr, from Germanic.

University of Calicut and its stupid certificate

2009-04-11T09:01:00.000-07:00

Are you a graduate from the University of Calicut? If you are, there is ample chance that you are in possession of an ungrammatical certificate like the one I got in the early 90's. A few weeks back I needed it for some small purpose and laid hand on it after years. Out of curiosity I pored over it and found that it has a stupid howler on it. Half of its contents is a subordinate clause starting with 'whereas' and ending with a period without a main clause! Yes, on a certificate bestowed by a university is this howler.
The certificate reads thus:

Whereas it has been certified by duly appointed Examiners that [my name] is qualified to receive the Degree of Bachelor of Arts, he having passed and been placed
in Third Class in Part I,
in Third Class in Part II,
in Third Class in Part III, in [year], [year], [year] respectively.
The Senate of the University confers on him...

What follows after the period (The Senate of ...) should have been the main clause of this sentence. However, nobody in this university knew enough grammar (at least in the last 20 years) to correct this blunder. The grandiosity of the language may have served to hide this pitiable error. And the university has conferred/ continues to confer on thousands of unsuspecting students its diploma in the form of a certificate with this ridiculous blunder! During the last twenty years several vice-chancellors have come and gone and all of them must have manually signed these certificates in thousands. Who cares to read these diploma papers! Even if they had read, most of them wouldn't have recognised the howler. Each of the certificates thus issued is closely checked for errors but grammar or language is no concern during this check. One can never blame section officers and assistants when professors make stupid errors of this sort. Surely, no section officer or assistant could have composed this bombastic nonsense. It has a genuine 'professorial' imprint to it.
Is it that no body in these years brought this howler to the attention of the authorities? I don't know but I would like to tell you that it wouldn't have made any difference. I brought this to the attention of the university authorities. They never bothered to give a reply. Maybe you can bring about a change if you go the right way, that is, through proper channels, which would mean proper party channels. You need to be politically correct for that and I am not.

Here's a discussion about this on Wikipedia Reference Desk:Language.

PS: Not all certificates sold by this university bear this howler. For example, the BCom certificate doesn't have it but the BBA certificate has it. Not sure of BSc or PG certificates. If somebody reading this is intrigued into checking her certificate I would be thankful if they would give me some feedback.

English Language Column in Mathrubhumi Weekly

2009-04-10T10:01:00.001-07:00

Mathrubumi and its periodicals has a special liking for idiots and I have treated this in a few of my earlier posts. Not content with stupidity in Malayalam, the weekly, Mathrubhumi Azchapathippu, has now an English language column to churn out puerile crap week after week. The columnist is one P.K. Jayaraj who can't put together a couple of reasonable sentences in decent language. In an earlier post I commented on this column.
Plainly, this guy who writes:

The history of modern English begins around A.D.450.

doesn't deserve an academic treatment as he is nowhere near the subject he pretends to be teaching through his naive, platitudinous utterances. Maybe, it is unwarranted harshness to call naïveté idiocy. Yet, abusing a popular weekly's pages to spread misinformation and foist idiocy on gullible learners is a crime. This columnist has been doing this for nearly a year now. If good-for-nothing fellows don't confine their good-for-nothing jobs to their private perversity, they are more than likely to get rude shocks in their public enterprises.
This week the columnist is zooming back in time in a time machine to survey the development of English language.
He starts his business with a ridiculous redundancy. "science fiction story". I don't know if it is acceptable elsewhere but certainly not in an English language column.
He talks of Celtic thus:

This language is entirely different from English.

A mere platitude but idiocy to boot. Celtic is a language family and not one language.

During 55 B.C. the British Isles were conquered by Romans. As a result a number of Latin words entered English.

So, English was there when Caesar arrived! How fast he zooms back in his time machine from his own A.D. 450!

Old English or Anglo-Saxon English was primarily Germanic.

Anglo-Saxon English! Anglo-Saxon was another name for Old English. So, Anglo-Saxon English is nonsense.
If you look closely you will have to find fault with every sentence he writes but it is not worthwhile. This is just a case of calling a spade spade. What else would a faculty member of this institution deserve? Oh, boy! that asinine page belongs to an "Institute of English"!

Click here and here to see the scanned pages of the column.